Asked by crowleys-angels
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
As of this moment, Algernon and Jack from The Importance of Being Earnest. We could eat muffins in the garden. Or, hmm, also, Arthur Dent, or, um, Jeeves and Wooster.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
How exciting. I would choose, hmm, something like….a flamethrower….or….a machine gun. Something that means I don’t have to move too much, I can just stand back and let the pain reign. Sorry that was so cheesy, oh dear. I don’t know about the line I’d scream, possibly, “Life is pain!” or something. I don’t know. I like how I asked for questions and I’m too tired to put any effort into the answers…
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
I have no inhibitions in saying that I will die almost immediately, probably in a very cowardly manner ie. cowering in the bottom of my wardrobe. I might live because I’m good at disappearing, but it’s unlikely that I’ll live for longer than, ooh, a day if I’m fortunate….